ace attorney - certificate fraud and child labor laws!

(the silly stupid crack treated sort of seriously self-insert fic that has been living in my head rent free for like- a year now. logic has completely died, my stress related to outside affairs has peaked and i have writers block but at least THIS thing is helping me!!! lol. this shit is so ass.)

"a-aron. we are so fucked." i whispered to my classmate a-a-ron fey (yes, like the key and peele skit) who was now my co-counsel for no reason other than his relation to my client.

he didn't respond, pupils contracting. 😨
i couldn't blame him, especially considering we were across from THE Miles Edgeworth.
Demon prosecutor extraordinaire. Cuntiest man alive.
my friends thought i could best him in trial. i wasn't so sure.

*record scratch*

hi. 😊 👋
i'm mitchy no sleep. or MITCHY TV, as others know me..

yes, to that one dude who keeps asking, i was the alien who ate your homework, i also ran a game show in the 90's, and before you start, the stolen cinnamon pebbles allegations arae NOT TRUE. i'm deathly allergic to rice!!! 😡

but never mind that.

you're probably wondering how i got here. 🤔

it all started on a bright summer day...